Winx Haikus: 3x03

[spiderbraids]

More haikus, this time from "Pretty Pretty Princess".

New title sequence:
Between seasons is OK.
Between eps? Heck no.

Still no Charmix use...
Do they even remember
That they all have it?

Men will dump their girls
If she becomes a monster.
That's what Musa said!

Dissing shallow men,
And then overweight women...
That's not nice, Musa!

Nice holograms, Tec.
But I would like to ask you...
How'd the heck you faint?

Leech-infested stream:
Banking on a bubble spell
Could be dangerous.

One for the writers:
What's with the secret tunnel?
Kinda pointless, no?

The Mirror of Truth
Could be Stella's solution...
If it's meant to be.

A fan fave returns,
As (pardon the awful pun)
Knut is nuts for Stel.

Speaking of returns...
Welcome back, Piff! Then again,
Her fairy's missing...

Spelling Brandon... Huh?
Didn't he already see
The Stella Ogre?

Short scene with the bads:
Guess who Baltor wants to kill.
You guessed it, it's Bloom.

I would have enjoyed
Seeing Flora save the day
With Solar Ivy.

Why, you're asking me?
Flora hardly gets to shine.
It's simple as that.

What we get instead:
Sky trusting Bloom and her dive...
Way too expected.

Here comes a condor!
Suddenly, those three inches
Might not have mattered.

Storm spirits, condors...
This mission won't be easy.
Might end up pointless.

Three straight cliffhangers.
That's right, we start the season
With three in a row.